My Treasured Collection

Many people collect things. Seashells, buttons, stamps, old cars. People (including me) feel a deep need for order, for the visual satisfaction of similarly grouped items. The order is suffused with the memory of each event that brought a new item to the group. I feel all of this and more with my collection. Me? I collect Funny Wiener Emails. Scoff if you will, but there’s a mighty joy and a rush of pleasure (of a different sort!) when I open my spam folder and find a gem hidden there amongst the lowly trivial viagra ads. Imagine my delight when I found “turn that trouser mouse into a monster schlong.” Trouser mouse! The brilliance! Or another of my favorites, “rise from the dead ye little head.” It is at once nasty and explicit, while at the exact moment, the perfect poetic metaphor!

Here it is ladies and gents, my Funny Wiener Email collection:

My Collection: Wiener Emails
Euphemisms underlined in red! Check out the HUGE Hollywood Story! And how *eggzactly* does “we used to have eight inch floppies” sell wiener enlargement drugs?!?
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April 22, 2008 | Filed Under New You | Leave a Comment